Brianna Colton Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

So, imagine this—me, Gru, strollin’ down dark street, thinkin’ bout Cathy from movie, all perfect but sad. “I’m afraid I don’t understand,” she’d say if she saw this! Prostitute pops up—boom, she’s all “Hey, big guy, need a date?” I’m like, nyet, nyet, I got minions for that! But she’s pushy, ya know? Reminds me of Frank in film—trapped, pretendin’. Made me mad—why’s everyone gotta fake it? Grr!

Charles Bronson: Nick Colton

I gotta say, man, my work on the dating site got me peepin’ all them secret love nooks in the hood. I know all 'bout the alcoves near Colton City Park – ohhh, it's a hidden gem, precious, with a lil’ creek runnin’ ye flow that surprises ya when ya least expect it! I've sat there plenty a night watchin’ couples chat up dreams like crazy. And dang, 4th St. even has that retro diner – oh man, their burgers? wicked, wicked tasty, we swears!

as many of you know, the month of May is mental health awareness month. i’m honored to partner with my friends at @slunksfamily to create these shorts that honor all of the incredible humans out there that have or are currently on their mental health journey.