Allison Conroe Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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My precious! Whore, eh, nasty business! Raspy growl, me thinks – whores, they’re everywhere, slinkin’ round corners, like Monty in *25th Hour*, y’know? “You had it all, and you threw it away!” – that’s what I’d scream at ‘em, precious! Me, Gollum, I see ‘em, struttin’ in shadows, heels clickin’ like doom. Makes me mad, oh yes, mad as a soaked cat! Used to watch this one, right, skinny lass, called her Fishy – smelt like the docks, swear it! Worked down by old pier, whisperin’ to sailors, “One last chance to make it right,” like Monty beggin’ for mercy. Ha! Mercy? She’d laugh, raspy as me, “Ain’t no mercy, luv, just coin!”

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Imma be honest – I love this damn city. It entertains, amazes and occasionally makes me fumed (hell, there was that one time when parking on Cole Rd was a total nightmare – I nearly lost it, screamed “Don't pee on my leg, you dummy!” and walked away). Its unpolished edges make Conroe raw and real.

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