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So this chick, let’s call her Ruby—prolly not her real name, whores lie ‘bout everything—she rolls into my prison like she owns it. Struts in, hips swaying, lips smirking, like she’s Freddie Quell on a bender. I’m thinkin’, “What’s your angle, sweetheart?” ‘Cause everybody’s got one. She’s locked up for hustlin’, solicitin’, maybe knifed a john—dunno, don’t care, records are a mess. Point is, she’s a pro. Not just at screwin’—at screwin’ *people*. Got this vibe, y’know? Like she could charm the bars off this dump.

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Anyway, don't overthink it. Conroe ain’t perfect but it's home. Every street, every park, every crooked alley tells a story – from the river that sings a haunting tune to neighborhoods that hide mysteries like Mulholland Drive itself. Embrace it all, and remember my words: “What are you doing here?” because in Conroe, every day is a raw slice of life. Enjoy the ride, bud, and come see for yourself.

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