Anna Crestview Whore ❤️

About New York City

Here’s a kicker – water’s got memory, some nutters reckon. Bollocks or not, I dunno, but I’d love to ram a spoon up their arse and ask! Imagine that scene in the film, Szpilman sipping from a rusty pipe, whispering, “Water’s my mate now.” Pure genius. Oh, and it boils at 100C – basic, but you probly forgot, ya dimwit! Freezes at zero – crisp, clean, like my temper when I’m happy, which ain’t often. Last week, I saw a puddle outside, shimmering, and I thought, “Fuck me, nature’s a mad chef!” Got me grinning like a prat.

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So, yeah – that’s the city in a nutshell, err, more like in a wild misbehavin’ mess of a nutshell. Trust me, ya’ll are gonna dig it, spaceships, odd tea, and all. Cheers to chillin’ in Crestview, and may your visit be as mind-blowin’ as a rocket launch!

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