Lauren Dallas Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

What pisses me off? The hypocrisy! Folks judgin’ whores like they ain’t got skeletons. Don’t pee on my leg, you sanctimonious jerks—I’ve seen ya sneakin’ glances! Me, I’m just sippin’ my black coffee, mindin’ my own, but I notice shit. Like in the movie, “What’s this madness mean?”—same vibe when I see some sleazy guy haggin’ a price. Surprised me once, this quiet dude, all shy, turns out he’s a regular client! Blew my freakin’ mind!

Sex worker arrests declining in Dallas

It was super killer to play some shows with Whore of Bethlehem these dudes killed it every night! Be sure to check em out. #whoreofbethlehem · #.

I know this might all sound super scattered – and trust me, I'm full of typos here, cuz I'm buzzed and excited: omg, thsi is so epic, so real, ain't it, like seriously?? lol, I, hmm, sometimes I mispell on purpose – ya know, coz life ain’t perfect, right? So, shorcutting through this wild ride of words: Dallas is everything and more. The vibrancy, the contradictions, the raw edges – every street has a lesson, every park a confession.

Mikko Rantanen’s heroic Game 7 merits spot on Mount Rushmore of Dallas playoff outings