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Groovy, baby! So, dig this—I’m Austin Powers, yeah, and I’m spillin’ the beans on findin’ a prostitute, shagadelic style. Picture this, mate, I’m cruisin’ the streets, lookin’ for some action, and I’m thinkin’ bout my fave flick, *Far From Heaven*—you know, that Todd Haynes joint from 2002. It’s all bout hidin’ who ya really are, puttin’ on a mask, and I’m like, “Blimey, that’s the game here too!” These birds out here, they’re playin’ a part, just like Cathy in the movie, smilin’ pretty while the world’s judgin’.

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I gotta err on the side o’ honesty: I’m sometimes mad at how people miss magic in plain sight, yet Decorah keeps remindin’ me that life’s messy, fraught with typos and hiccups, kinda like my own scribbles: “luv, lfe, brn smwrdng, hppy, gret, wrk, fn, ct, lyf, mnay, rght, mmr, spc.” (Yep—that’s 18 slangy mishaps all squished together!)

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