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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, I’m a lifeguard, right? Out on the water, chillin’, when I start thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute. Yeah, I know, wild thought for a frog! But hear me out, pal. I’m paddlin’ along, sun’s beatin’ down, and I’m like, “Man, I wish I had someone to share this view with.” Kinda like in *Brokeback Mountain*—you know, my fave flick—where Jack says, “I wish I knew how to quit you.” Except I ain’t quittin’ nobody, I’m just tryna *find* somebody!

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May 31,  · As long as you live in or can travel to a city of at least moderate size, it's extremely likely you'll be able to find a sex worker online who fits the bill. But to do so, you're going to Missing: Dunmore.

Ohhh, and guess what? Dunmore’s got this oddball tradition at Cherry Blossom Square. They light bonfires every fall, and the whole crowd cheers like it’s the end of the world. It’s kinda mad, but it warms my soul. I remember being so surprised—a mix of anger and joy, my mind spinnin’ like a top! I even burnt my tie once, can ya believe it, my precious? Lol, such dumb mistakes, heh, :O.

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