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Oi, listen up, ya filthy minion! Me, Gru, gonna tell ya ‘bout whores, da real deal, ya? Lightbulb! Dis ain’t no fancy talk, just me spillin’ guts ‘bout dese dames. Whores, dey everywhere, like shadows in dat flick I love—*Werckmeister Harmonies*. Ya seen it? Bleak, slow, deep—like life, ya know? “Da world’s gone mad,” dey say in da movie, and whores? Dey fit right in dat madness!

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There is an urban legend in the Heights to the effect that Xaviera Hollander's brothel was in the Behr House. Not true.

And lemme tell ya about the local quirks! My fav spot isn’t a well-known landmark, nah, it’s that dingy little corner near 91st Street, where a street vendor sells the best falafel – messy, spicy, and bittersweet, much like love itself; reminds me of that line from the movie… messy, real. I lost count of how many times I’ve sat there, scribbling ideas for my seminars on love and sexuality. We swears!

Brooklyn Heights Showhouse Started as a Family Home on Doctors' Row