Ada Eaton Rapids Whore ❤️

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Love how she’d smirk, sayin’, “I’m not a prostitute, I’m a businesswoman!”—straight outta da Tenenbaum playbook, dat dry sass. “You can’t wake up if you don’t fall asleep,” Chas’d say, and she’d nod like, “Yah, I’m dreamin’ big, Arnie!” Total badass. Once saw her haggle a john down—guy went from 50 bucks to 20, and she still got da tip! Dat’s power, baby—pure muscle in da brain!

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Omg, if you've been to Westside Deli tonight and saw the lack of pizza available BE SO GLAD!Business was booming and the staff was so kind to.

Now, lemme spill some tea: Westhill neighborhood is quirky! Tight-knit squads, wild parties—you’d think it’s a movie set sometimes. I once had a massage session with a couple who bragged about runnin’ a secret book club on Elm Street—no kidding, hun! And oh, the small, hidden gem, Cherry Park, is my fav spot. I sometimes sneak off there to enjoy a sneaky deep breath and recall why I love this town—even if I get mad about a noisy truck or two comin' through too damn early.

The Eaton Rapids Fire Department has been short-staffed for nearly a decade