Eliza Ellsworth Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Here’s a tip—watch for the fakes. Undercover cops, man, they’re sneaky. One time, I’m chattin’ up this gal, she’s all “Sure, honey,” and I’m thinkin’, “This is my nature, right here,” like Monty’s dad says. Then bam—badge out, cuffs ready. Ran like hell, heart poundin’—greed almost screwed me! Check the signals, dude—too eager? Too clean? Red flags.

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I gotta mention, hmm, I often joke that the city's energy makes me feel like Marge Simpson with a nasal hum, just goin’ “Hmm…” at every corner, amazed and a tad frustrated, too! Uhh, what was I sayin’? Oh yeah, Ellsworth's got, like, secret alleyways too. I found one behind the old library on DuPont St. – quiet, mysterious, and full of whispers, like, of memories. Super chill spot, man, and definitely deserves a second look.

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