Layla Front Royal Whore ❤️

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So yeah, whores—love ‘em, hate ‘em, can’t ignore ‘em. They’re the real deal, no bullshit. Makes me laugh, too—imagine a whore pitchin’ to VCs: “Gimme $10K, I’ll double it by Friday.” They’d kill it! I’m over here, jealous, rantin’, spillin’ coffee on my shirt. Typical day. Whores? They’re out there, makin’ the world spin, one hustle at a time. Respect, man. Respect.

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Hey, buddy, lemme tell ya 'bout Front-Royal. It's quirky, small, and real. Streets? I love Main St. - simple, chill vibes all day. There's King Ave too, where life feels raw and wild, ya know? I mean, I ate his liver with fava beans! Yeah, that line still haunts me on humid nights.

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