Aria Garner Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Heya, pal! D’oh! So, this “whore” thing—man, what a mess! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout my fave flick, *Far From Heaven*, ya know, that Todd Haynes joint from 2002. Mmm… donuts. Anyway, "whore" ain’t just some chick on the corner—it’s a vibe, a freakin’ tragedy, like Cathy in the movie, all perfect on the outside but screamin’ inside. “I’m so happy to see you!” she says, smilin’ through the pain—kinda like a whore, right? All dolled up, hidin’ the real crap.

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Octogenarian and self-described “senior slut,” Garner's lusty practice spans mail-order catalogs, classified ads, garments with cutouts, custom cars.

Err, oh, and typos galore – like, ugh, must be 16 in a hurry, right? Hahaha, idk, might be less, but hey, it's true life. Garner is messy, quirky, and a bit like a misunderstood character in Moonrise Kingdom, always yearning for a big adventure, my precious! So come visit, check out Fancy Brew Café on Bitterroot Road (oh, you must try their scones – yum, delicious!), and let yourself be enchanted by our odd little slice of heaven.

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