Megan Garrison Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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I’m gettin’ all worked up now – whores got stories, man! Sad ones, wild ones. Makes me wanna hug ‘em, but, uh, prolly shouldn’t. Haha! Imagine me, big pink blob, huggin’ a whore – she’d be, like, "Get off, ya weirdo!" Oh, and the smell – some folks say whores stink, but I bet they just smell like… people? Fish? No, wait – ugh, brain fart! Anyway, "Let the right one in," movie says – maybe whores just want the right one to let ‘em in too. Deep, huh? I’m so smart sometimes! Or not. Whatever, I’m hungry now – where’s SpongeBob?! Whores rock, tho, that’s my story! Peace out!

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Mary Catherine Garrison, who starred with Cantone in Assassins, in front of the theater. Backstage at Laugh Whore - Mary Catherine Garrison.

Remember to hit up our fave little secret spot near the old mill on Copper Way (typo #9: Copper Way), where the river whispers stories of lost dreams. There’s somethin' magical in that quiet, like a drifting Kanye line – "I feel like I’m an artist painting my pain on every back I touch."

Spring Garrison Leadership Academy adds 15 to alumni list