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Humor? Oh, she’s a riot—probly got a tat that says “Cash Only, Bitches.” Sarcasm’s her shield—dude tries to lowball her, she’s like, “Yeah, my rent’s paid in hugs, asshole.” Love that! In my head, I’m cheerin’—you go, girl! Exaggeratin’? Maybe I’d say she’s fucked half the planet—hilarious, but nah, she’s just livin’. “Time flows like a river”—that’s her, rollin’ with it, no brakes.

Sex workers speak out against German prostitution law

Is anyone out there yarn-bombing? I've never seen it anywhere in Memphis but now I'm dying to put bikinis and hats on every statue I see.

Now, gotta spill some shots about my massage parlor. Running a biz in Germantown's heart, I've noticed the city's secret pulse. I'm not kidding: sometimes when I give a deep tissue, I swear I can feel the heartbeat of the streets. You know? When folks come in stressed, they leave with a story. One time, this regular—Jimmie—was so wired from the Stress of life, but a 40-minute massage and a soft tune later, he was practically a new man. The moment was pure magic. I remember thinking, "I am alive," just like in WALL-E when he finds new wonder.

'It's never about himself': Germantown baseball coach Jay Wojcinski reaches 500 career wins