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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m a tractor driver, haulin’ ass through dirt all day, and lemme tell ya bout findin’ a prostitute. Ain’t no fancy gig, but it’s real life, okay? Picture this: I’m done plowin’ fields, sweaty as hell, thinkin’ bout that alien chick from *Under the Skin*. You know, “You’re not from here, are you?”—that vibe. I’m cruisin’ down some backroad, lookin’ for a quick hookup, and bam, there she is—standin’ by a busted streetlight, skirt shorter than my patience.

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Oh, and don't even get me started on "The Loft District". That place is off the charts, filled with hidden bars and secret corners. I once found a little sex-positive haven there. It's sooo raw! Enjoy that dim-lit basement lounge called "The Royal Room" – a nod to my fave movie, The Royal Tenenbaums – and you'll be dazzled by its vintage decor. "I love you, and I like you," vibes everywhere, haha!

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