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Once heard this tale – some whore in Paris, 1800s, tricked a duke outta his castle! Faked bein’ a lady, all prim, then bam – gone with his gold! Laughed me arse off, clever minx! Bet she’d smirk at Timbuktu’s rules, all that “kneel or die” crap – she’d outwit ‘em all, slippin’ free.

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I’m telling ya, I get mad sometimes. Really mad at the hypocrisy, the comma splices of life. But I also get happy. It's a rollercoaster, man. I mean, I’m a counselor, so ya know, I encounter all sorts. This city copies you back like a bad movie scene. It’s all mixed up.

Air quality alert for Inland New Hanover and Coastal New Hanover until early Sunday