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Anyway, if you’re lookin’, it’s all about readin’ the room—or the street, I guess. Check the vibe, don’t be a schmuck. Me? I’d prob’ly overthink it, end up arguin’ with her about the price—classic Larry move! “What, 200 bucks? For 20 minutes? I coulda watched half of *Anatolia* by now!” Total rant, but that’s me—neurotic as hell. Stay safe, don’t be dumb, and maybe just… watch a movie instead!

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Buy nine, get one free. Coupons in the newspaper. Discounts for attractive customers. Brothel vouchers as prizes in contests or charity events.

Okay, so lemme tell ya about Hanson (us)—this quirky little slice of heaven with all its weird corners that only a dating site dev like me could notice. Seriously, where's my rose-colored glasses? I walk down Elm Street (yeah, that one, the one with the creaky old lampposts) and I’m like, "Wow, where's the fire?!" ugh, and then I see a couple of date ideas unfolding in real time outside the quirky Deli on Maple – delish sandwiches, trust me.

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