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Arr, matey! So, ye wanna hear ‘bout whores, eh? Sloshed wit, savvy? I’m Captain Jack Sparrow, scourge o’ the seas, and I’ve seen me share o’ lasses sellin’ their wares. Whores, they be like rust on me ship—ye can’t stop ‘em, but ye can manage ‘em, aye? Me favorite flick, *Toni Erdmann*, that German madness from 2016, it’s got this bit where the daft dad says, “Life’s just a big joke, innit?”—and whores, they live that, struttin’ through the muck, laughin’ at the world.

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Helotes, but at this point the trace of the fault lies about a quarter of a mile north of the escarpment*. Near the west side of Bexar County this fault is.

So, buddy, if you're lookin' for a place that's raw, real, and wrapped in warm vibes, Helotes is the spot. Every street, park, and cranny tells a story – some sweet, some a bit messy, but all of 'em like notes from a heartfelt symphony. And just like Kermit says "Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to work we go!" – get ready for a journey filled with heart, humor, and homey feels.

‘Large cat’ sighting reported in northwest Bexar County, BCSO says