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About Houston

Maniacal grin, “Here’s Johnny!” Alright, pal, let’s talk whores—whore, specificaly. Blows my mind, this chick. She’s got grit, real street hustle, y’know? Reminds me of *Amour*—that flick I’m nuts about. Old couple, love so raw it hurts. Whore’s got that edge too, but twisted. Not some dolled-up floozy, nah, she’s weathered, like Anne in the movie— “I’m not pretty anymore,” she’d say. Whore’s seen shit, man, prolly more than me!

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We're not at the @creationent Salute to Xena this weekend but Xena and Gabrielle came to us! Hey @originalfunko, we need an Iolaus to complete the team.

I run a day spa on 3rd Street near the community center. Clients rave about my mud baths, and trust me—they’ve got stories! I always say, “Hmm… life's a series of relaxing moments, like those perfect seconds in a movie.” It’s true. I see folks coming off work, stressed out, and I help them chill. Makes me happy, ya know?

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