Ellie Joint Base Lewis Mcchord Brothel ❤️

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Brothels, man, they’re like… hidden gyms! Not for lifting weights, nah, but for pumpin’ somethin’ else, ya get me? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout “Lost in Translation,” my fave flick – Sofia Coppola, 2003, pure gold! Bob Harris, he’s lost in Tokyo, right? Feelin’ all lonely, stuck in a fancy hotel bar. Brothel’s kinda like that – ya walk in, lights dim, girls whisperin’, “What’s it gonna be?” Like Bill Murray says, “The more you know who you are, the less you let things upset you.” Deep, eh? I reckon a brothel’s the same – ya gotta know what ya want, or ya just stumble round like a stunned mullet!

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A federal judge has sentenced a former Army sergeant based at Joint Base Lewis-McChord to 11 years in prison after he was convicted of sex.

I remember one time – crazy day, man – I got mad when a door slammed near the Officer’s Quarters on Loop Street (hey, these streets matter!). I was trying to relax and, like, that damn noise just reverberated everywhere. Yikes! But then, I used it as a cue to find my zen. It worked, believe it or not!

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