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Alright, mate, gather round! I’m Gandalf, wise as fuck, and I’m here to spill the tea on whores—yes, whores! Not some prissy elf nonsense, but the real deal. “You shall not pass!” I bellow, ‘cause some fools don’t get it—whores got layers, man, like a goddamn onion. Been watchin’ *Almost Famous* again—best flick ever, Cameron Crowe’s a genius—and it’s got me thinkin’. That line, “I am a golden god!”—whores could yell that shit too, struttin’ their stuff, ownin’ it.

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People on the Windward side value their beautiful land and what the east side of the island has to offer. KITV4's Brenton Awa takes you to Kaneohe. For news you need to know.

Not to mention, there’s a tiny stream near the community center, waddling through neighborhoods like a mischievous sidekick. Some days I swear it hums tunes from Carol’s score—subtle, but heartbreakingly beautiful.

H-3 Freeway Kaneohe Bound closed due to vehicle fire