Brianna Kaufman Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, I’m at the office, right? Bored outta my skull. Phones ringin’, papers everywhere, and I’m like, “Why not find a pro?” Not for me, ya dope—research! Yeah, that’s it. I start diggin’, and—D’oh!—turns out it ain’t as easy as orderin’ a pizza. You’d think, “Oh, just hit the streets!” Nope. These days, it’s all sneaky-like, online stuff, coded ads—wild! Didja know some use emojis? Eggplant means one thing, peach another. Freakin’ surprised me, man! I’m sittin’ there, starin’ at my screen, thinkin’, “This is limbo, man!” Like Cobb in *Inception*, lost in layers of crazy.

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Jul 23,  · There are plenty of irreverent, uncomfortably fun excerpts on Andy and His Grandmother —like when Kaufman lures a prostitute over before saying, dumbfounded, “You .

I’ll tell ya, funny thing – my job shows me crap that others totally miss. Local meet-ups at the tiny pub on Cedar Lane? I know every story of how love went sideways or how two weird souls clicked, like in some twisted Lars von Trier scene, but, hey, “Pretty, pretty good!” got a ring to it, didn’t it?

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