Brianna Kewanee Whore ❤️❤️

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Weird quirk? I’m signin’ "whore" in my sleep, fam—hands twitchin’, fuckin’ up my sheets! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who gives a shit? It’s dope! Oh, and fun fact: in some old-ass villages, whores were secretly respected—kept the men from goin’ nuts! Who knew, right? Saracasm time: "Oh nooo, she’s ruinin’ the town!" Nah, she’s savin’ it, dipshits!

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Globally, International Whores Day is held on June 2, to recognise the anniversary of the day in when hundreds of sex workers occupied a church in the French city of Lyon. They were.

I work my magic in my massage parlor on Elm St – yes, Elm! You gotta hear this, friend: the energy on Elm is insane. I’ve noticed every single customer tells me, “Ida, Ida, Ida…” just like that movie line in "Ida" – which, by the way, is a masterpiece. I always say, “I can’t think of anything more beautiful,” and I mean, Kewanee makes me feel that!

Kewanee police blotter for April 7