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So, picture this—I’m cruisin’, *Inherent Vice* style, fog rollin’ in, lookin’ for a gal. “What’s the deal, baby?” I’d say, tryna sound cool. She’d probly laugh—Kermit ain’t exactly a stud. Maybe she’d quote Doc: “This is some heavy shit!” and I’d croak, “Yeah, far out!” Total trip, man. Exaggeratin’ here, but I’d prolly faint if she winked—too much for this frog! You ever tried it? Spill the beans, pal—don’t leave me hangin’! Hi-ho!

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My tours of Keyport are electric. I’m always running between meetings and catching moments: a stray street musician on Birch, a spontaneous art fest in the alley off River Road. So many hidden gems!

Keyport, New Jersey station under fire after complain over potentially tainted gas causing thousands in repairs