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Eh, what’s up, doc? So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute, ya know, like some real shady stuff. Bein’ an actuary, I crunch numbers all day, but this? This ain’t no spreadsheet, pal! I’m picturin’ it like somethin’ outta “The Royal Tenenbaums” – ya know, my fave flick. Like, what if Richie Tenenbaum, all moody and weird, went lookin’ for a hooker instead’a mopin’ over Margot? “I’m going to lose my mind,” he’d say, but with a dame on his arm, heh!

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Now, lemme blag a bit: this city, with its zig-zag streets and moist alleys (err, I mean the less trodden, greener patches of Elm and Oak Streets), has a beauty that stokes my sexologist heart. I see passion, desire, and a kind of unabashed rawness in every conversation, every misfit smile. And honestly, that's what makes Lansing so effin' unique!

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