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So, last week—ooh, I was steamed! Bart says, “Mom, why ya stressin’?” ‘Cause, kiddo, findin’ a prossie’s like huntin’ for Homer’s last donut—gone ‘fore ya blink! I’m scrollin’ X, seein’ these gals postin’ pics—fishnets, lipstick, the works. One chick’s bio says, “50 bucks, no weirdos.” I’m like, hmm… define “weirdos,” lady! Prolly means no one like Mr. Burns—creepy old coot’d scare her off!

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Srsly, one time I was walkin’ on Guadalupe Street near MacArthur Highway and I nearly tripped over my own feet—haha, classic me! The vibe there is just so raw and real, buzzin’ with energy, kinda like a scene straight outta "The Wolf of Wall Street," you know? There’s a moment when you feel like yelling “Sell me this pen!” and then you just git-r-done! (lol, not to be dramatic, just sayin’!).

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