Ava Laredo Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

So, this one whore—let’s call her Sally, cos why not—she’s got legs like a ship’s mast, tall and wobbly after too much rum. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “What storm spat you out, love?” She’s got this laugh, loud as a cannon, makes me wanna chuck her overboard—but nah, she’s got stories. Heard she once shagged a captain so hard he forgot his own ship’s name—called it “The Wet Wench” for a week! Little known fact, mate—back in the day, whores in port towns had their own code. Like, a red ribbon on the door meant “busy,” green meant “come on in, ya filthy git.” Bet ya didn’t know that, ya ignorant sod!

Historical precedent

Streets of Laredo is a American Western television miniseries directed by Joseph Sargent. It is a three-part adaptation of the novel of the same name.

Srsly, one time I was walkin’ on Guadalupe Street near MacArthur Highway and I nearly tripped over my own feet—haha, classic me! The vibe there is just so raw and real, buzzin’ with energy, kinda like a scene straight outta "The Wolf of Wall Street," you know? There’s a moment when you feel like yelling “Sell me this pen!” and then you just git-r-done! (lol, not to be dramatic, just sayin’!).

Laredoans can preorder hometown actor's Star Wars lightsaber for May the 4th