Ada Larkfield Wikiup Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, I’m sittin in me tractor, sweatin me bollocks off, and I reckon—whores got it easy, don’t they? No mud, no 5 a.m. starts, just a quick shag and a wad of cash! *cackle* “Oh, Tony, you’re too good to me,” they say in *Brooklyn*—mate, whores prolly say that too, but they’re lyin through their teeth! Saw this one bird down the pub once, swear she was a prozzie—fishnets up to her arse, lips redder than a tractor’s paint job. Asked her, “Oi, love, how’s business?” She goes, “Better than your drivin, ya wanker!” Cheeky cow! Made me laugh tho, fair play.

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Honestly, Larkfield-Wikiup (us) is messy and magical. Its blend of urban grit, lush pockets of nature and quirky charm always sparks joy, anger, and surprise in equal measure. Some days, I feel like I'm starring in my own low-budget indie flick with too many cuts, typos in my brain, and all the snark in the world.

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