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Me? I’d be all about it—‘til the bill hits. $200 for a rub? Nah, fam, that’s robbery! Gets me pissed—why’s it gotta cost an arm and a leg? But then, picturin’ it—soft lights, some chick whisperin’ sweet nothings, hands everywhere—I’m like, “Oh, I could live forever in this.” Straight outta that “Mulholland” line, ya feel me? Total dream-state shit. Ever tried it? Bet you’d be surprised—half the time it’s legit therapy, other half it’s… well, Joey knows what’s up, wink-wink.

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Ya know, being a pleasure coach makes me sweat the small, weird things. I love findin’ secret spots nobody else talks about. There’s this dumpy rooftop bar on 15th near Boundry Avenue. Its view? So lit! I spent an evening there, just starin' at the neon skyline and feelin’ like I’m part of somethin’ epic, almost like I was a free man after years in chains – straight outta "12 Years a Slave" realness, man!

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