Sadie Linglestown Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

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D’oh! So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Man, it’s like that scene in “25th Hour” where Monty’s just wanderin’, lost, lookin’ for somethin’ real. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, why’s it so damn tricky? Prostitutes ain’t just hangin’ out on every corner no more, ‘cept maybe Springfield’s shady side. You gotta know the spots, man! Like, there’s this one time, I swear, I saw this chick near Moe’s Tavern, all dolled up, skirt shorter than a donut’s lifespan. I’m like, “Woo-hoo! Jackpot!” But nah, she’s just sellin’ fake Rolexes. D’oh! Total letdown.

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Yo, so lemme tell ya bout Linglestown (us) – it's wild and full of surprises, man. Lived here for years, I has, and man oh man, this city got some serious vibes, you know? Chill spots everywhere, like around Maple Point on 5th Street – dude, it's a hidden gem for zen vibes, my fave for deep chill sessions, haha. And oh, Big River flows by Centre Park, right near the old Marlowe Bridge. A Separation vibes, it gives – "The past is something to learn from," y'know?

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