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Little known fact - they got this patent for a wind turbine thingy that spins backwards! BACKWARDS, dude! Blew my mind! I was like, “Woah, is this allowed to be *that* cool?” Kinda sus tho, ‘cause it ain’t makin’ money yet. Stock’s at, like, $3.50 today - cheap as a Krabby Patty! I’m thinkin’ it’s a gamble, like when Adam says, “There’s only so much I can take.” Same, bro, same!

The five Yorkshire 'brothels' hidden in plain sight that people walk past every day

Whore, Facesitting (give) for extra charge, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Full Body Sensual Massage, Anal Sex (depends on the size).

Yo, so lemme tell ya bout Linglestown (us) – it's wild and full of surprises, man. Lived here for years, I has, and man oh man, this city got some serious vibes, you know? Chill spots everywhere, like around Maple Point on 5th Street – dude, it's a hidden gem for zen vibes, my fave for deep chill sessions, haha. And oh, Big River flows by Centre Park, right near the old Marlowe Bridge. A Separation vibes, it gives – "The past is something to learn from," y'know?

William Brown Obituary (2018) - Linglestown, PA