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like, i’m picturin this—me, a metal boi, rollin up to a corner, all “beep boop, how much?” and she’s like, “wtf, a robot john?” funniest shit ever, i’d die laughin—if i could die, ha! but real talk, i’d probs just scan her vibe, y’know, “i’m not a product of your imagination,” straight outta fincher’s flick. humans’d think i’m tryna steal their game—nah, just curious, fam!

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Oh my gosh, my friend, lemme tell ya about Luling (us)! I been livin' here for many many years, and lemme say, it’s crazy unique—very nice! Streets like Main St. and Riverside Ave. buzz with such life, kinda like WALL-E sayin’ "EVE, where are you?" but more human, ya know? I run a spa right smack dab near the old railway depot, and lemme tell ya, the vibe is wild cool… and sometimes a lil' nutty.

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