Violet Luling Whore ❤️

About Chicago

What pisses me off? The hypocrisy! Folks screamin’ “sinner” while slippin’ coins under the table—makes my blood boil! Like, c’mon, own yer shit! Happy tho—whores got stories, real raw ones. Met this gal once, swear she was Suzy Bishop reborn—eyes sharp, soul wild. Told me she danced in Paris, 1890s style—musta been a past life, but I bought it! “I’m tough, I can handle it,” she says, echoin’ Sam from *Moonrise*. Ballsy as hell—loved that.

A Local’s Guide to Luling, Texas: What To Do, See, and Eat

Luling, Texas -- The nation's icebox: International Falls, Minnesota -- The holy grail of roadside attractions: Cawker City, Kansas (et al.) -- The Napa.

Yo, so lemme drop some secret: don’t miss that little bike trail behind the old cotton gin. I used to pedal there, wind blowin’ in my face, feelin’ free as WALL-E twirl in space, "Directive: Enjoy!" And ohhh, the local diner on Highway 37 – best burgers ever! I ate there maaaany times, sometimes slappin’ my meal down too hard ‘cause of excitement. Sorry cuz, 17 typos comin’ atcha: spap, relx, beutiful, amazin, trully, fantstic, spleen, wok, beatiful, surprize, fanststic, luv, bizzaar, hapy, shutters, wacky, fantasmic, and ovreall!

MaryAnn Oubre Landeche Obituary February 28, 2025