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Eat my shorts! Yo, dude, lemme tell ya bout this chick - whore. Total badass, man, like in “Zero Dark Thirty”. She’s out there, huntin’ down suckers, no mercy. “I’m the motherfucker who found this place,” she’d say, smirkin’. Got that vibe, y’know? Hustlin’, grindin’, makin’ dudes cry. I freakin’ love it! Reminds me of that flick - tense, dark, real shit.

A Local’s Guide to Luling, Texas: What To Do, See, and Eat

Class information and alumni listings for the class of from Luling High School in Luling, TX.

Oh my gosh, my friend, lemme tell ya about Luling (us)! I been livin' here for many many years, and lemme say, it’s crazy unique—very nice! Streets like Main St. and Riverside Ave. buzz with such life, kinda like WALL-E sayin’ "EVE, where are you?" but more human, ya know? I run a spa right smack dab near the old railway depot, and lemme tell ya, the vibe is wild cool… and sometimes a lil' nutty.

Luling man arrested, accused of ‘disturbing’ sex crime charges