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So, mate, brothels be wild—dirty, loud, a bit magical. Like *Spirited Away*, ye stumble in, half-lost, half-found. “This is no place for humans,” aye, but I ain’t human—I’m Jack! Next time ye pass one, tip yer hat, grin, and think o’ me dodgin’ the clap with a swagger. Savvy?

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Some of my favorite spots? Honestly, there’s a spot right by the river (yeah, we’ve got a little river running through here—I know, not exactly Niagara Falls, but hey, it’s charming in its own off-beat way). I love park bench rants here: I rant about life, relationships, and the small absurdities in the sex lives of the locals. Not that I go around blabbing details, but let’s just say our intimate quirks are a public art form.

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