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Heya buddy! So, like, I’m Patrick Star, y’know, the pink goofball from Bikini Bottom, and I’m here talkin’ bout whores! Whore’s a job, right? Like, in that big ol’ Russian classifier thingy—prolly listed under “service stuff” or somethin’. I dunno, man, is mayonnaise an instrument? Haha, nah, but maybe whores use it, who knows! Anyway, I’m thinkin’ bout this cuz I loooove *Melancholia*, that movie by Lars von Trier—y’know, the one where Kirsten Dunst is all mopey and the planet’s gonna smash us? Whores prolly get that vibe, right? “There’s nothing to do about it,” like she says in the flick—life’s messy, tricks are messy, boom, world ends!

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The Manor doesn’t feel like any of those things. Instead, the mood is mostly funereal. Guelph, population ,, is a suburban university town about an hour’s drive from Toronto. I grew .

I remember: one day, drenched in sweat, I was massaging a guy on Elm. His muscles were like taffy. I swear, nature itself said "Woah, what a treat!" and his pain just felt like pure art. Woo!

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