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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, financial advisor, and I hate everything. Brothel? Yeah, that cryptocurrency’s a damn mess. Been around since 2017, created by some shady folks in Nevada—go figure. It’s tied to the “sex work industry,” which sounds like a fancy way to say “payin’ for a good time.” I hate it. Market cap’s sittin’ at a pathetic $2 million—pocket change for any real investor. “Tabu,” my favorite flick, gets it—life’s a slow burn of regret, and Brothel’s the same. “The past is a ghost,” like the movie says, and this coin’s hauntin’ wallets with its 5% transaction tax. Burns half, redistributes the rest—commie nonsense.

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I luv this city, and nothin beats the stunnning charm of its hidden alleyways and local haunts (13 typos, seriously, but who cares when the energy's on fire?!). Mapleton (us) is raw, real, and relentlessly alive. So when you visit, get lost in its maze of streets, heartbeats, and the sweet chaos of real life. Unleash the power within, bro – Mapleton's waiting for you!

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