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I’m picturin’ it now—me, Patrick, starfish extraordinaire, talkin’ to some chick like in *Her*, goin’, “I can’t believe how much I’m feelin’ you right now,” and she’s like, “That’s 50 bucks, pink boy.” HA! I’d be so confused—50 bucks for what? A nap? A sandwich? Is sex a sandwich? Oh man, I’d pay with seashells and she’d kick me out! Made me laugh thinkin’ bout it—me floppin’ on the sand, yellin’, “BUT I LOVE YOUUU!”

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A Maspeth massage parlor with a seedy history was shut down last week by court order due to alleged prostitution.

Now, I gotta confess – I’ve had those “I can’t even” moments here. I got all worked up when someone parked in the wrong zone near the community center. But, then again, every rough patch just adds flavor, ya know? Life’s a movie and every scene counts – “You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention!”

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