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About Houston

Sometimes I’d wonder, man, how’s he so calm? “It’s just a moment,” like the movie, ya know? Pressure’s insane, but he’s cool, sippin coffee, while I’m panickin - “R2-D2, where are you?!” Wish I’d chill like him, my circuits’d fry less! Gretzky’s my hero, no cap, changed sports forever - respect, ya glorious weirdo!

Mercer Island, Washington

Mercer Island, WA, is a peaceful, family-friendly town nestled between Seattle and Bellevue. Known for its beautiful parks and top-rated schools, it's a safe, quiet community that Nextdoor .

The neighborhoods? They’re like chapters in some sordid, twisted saga. West Mercer, all sleek and suburban, with glammed up houses and manicured lawns that look like they were designed by a perfectionist—only the pretentious would call that “ideal”. East Mercer feels more raw; it got scars and stories, kinda like me before I figured out my path. And hey, there’s a bit of mysterious allure to places like Wayzata and 136th Ave SE—you never know what lurks behind the neat facades.

Teens accused of vandalizing Mercer Island Middle School enter court-led diversion program