Mila Murrells Inlet Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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She was a Clydesdale, ye know, them massive beasts pullin’ wagons in olden days. Little fact fer ye – they got feathery feet, like wearin’ fluffy slippers, but don’t let that fool ye, she’d crush yer skull! Saw her eatin’ oats once, chompin’ like she owned the joint – “I’m the king of this barn, bitches!” I says to meself. Made me happy, that sass, ‘cos I’m a sucker fer a critter with attitude. Like Zuckerberg in the movie, y’know? “I invented Facebook, I’m the shit!” Whore didn’t invent nothin’, but she ruled that paddock, my precious!

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I gotta tell ya, sometimes my head buzzes with cosmic thoughts – how every sad tale I counsel here is a lesson on resilience. And it's kinda like a never-ending movie scene – the world’s a machine, right? Those lines from That movie echo over and over, “I drink your milkshake!” – a reminder to seize life’s power even when it all feels up in smoke.

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