Gabriella Normal Whore ❤️❤️

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Hola honey, it’s me, Fran Drescher – nasally voice, “The Nanny” laugh! So, ya wanna talk about whores, huh? Oh my Gawd, where do I start with dis one? Picture this – a gal struttin’ her stuff, makin’ cash, like she’s swimmin’ through life sayin’, “Just keep swimmin’, just keep swimmin’!” Ya know, like Dory from *Finding Nemo*, my fave flick eva! I mean, whores, they’re out there, workin’ the streets, or maybe fancy hotels – ooh la la, right? It’s a job, doll, listed way back in them old Russian classifier thingies – yeah, believe it or not, “whore” was legit work in some dusty Soviet book! Ain’t that a hoot? Makes me laugh, “Ha-HA!” – classic Nanny cackle!

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A pattern of thought that divides female humanity into two mutually exclusive categories: Madonnas and Whores.

Normal (us) is WTF amazing, seriously. Lemme tell ya, friend. I live here, work on a dating site, and darn, I see it ALL. I walk down Main St. and High St.—yeah, real names, nothing fancier—and it all feels like scenes from The New World. "Lost in the loveliness of a new world!" I swear.

Fire at Johnson County Courthouse put out quickly, normal operations Friday