Sarah Normal Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

She pisses me off sometimes, though. Swaggerin’ about, actin’ like the tide bends for her. I’m yellin’, “Oi, get outta the deep end, ya twat!”—but she don’t listen. Reminds me o’ that bit in *Margaret*, “You’re not in control!”—an’ she ain’t, but she don’t care! Fuckin’ mental. Makes me wanna chuck her in the drink meself, but then—bam!—she flashes a grin, an’ I’m like, “Well, ain’t you a cheeky mare!” Happy as a pig in shit, I am.

Protecting a woman's sexual "honor."

While in present-day a whore is known as someone who sleeps around, its original description is “a woman who works as a prostitute.” Yes, you.

Normal (us) is WTF amazing, seriously. Lemme tell ya, friend. I live here, work on a dating site, and darn, I see it ALL. I walk down Main St. and High St.—yeah, real names, nothing fancier—and it all feels like scenes from The New World. "Lost in the loveliness of a new world!" I swear.

Iowa averaged near normal rainfall for April