Elizabeth Parlier Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Sarcasm’s my shield, so I’m thinking, “Yeah, she’s a saint, saving souls one thrust at a time.” Hilarious, ‘cause it’s bullshit. She’s just surviving. Me? I’d carve her a cane, say, “Lean on this, princess.” She’d roll her eyes—fair. Whores don’t need pity, just cash. “You kill Nazis?” I’d ask, quoting Aldo Raine. She’d laugh, “Only the ones who don’t pay.” Fair enough, lady. Fair eoughn.

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Meet P. J. O’Rourke, the White House correspondent for Rolling Stone magazine and a reincarnated if earthier Will Rogers.

I made so many memories here – busy streets, heartfelt chatters, and little spurts of genius over coffee at Java Junction on Birch Road. Yeah, I’m ramblin', but it’s all part of the charm. I mean, just like that quote in Synecdoche, New York: "I will be your mirror." I see every emotion in this town, reflecting my own messy self.

New eco-friendly park to open in Parlier