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I’m tellin’ ya, plantin’ wheat’s like defusin’ a bomb—one wrong move, and yer screwed! “You’re in a kill zone,” that’s what I’d say to them dumb farmers who don’t rotate crops. Respect my authoritah, I’d save their asses! I’d exaggerate, sure—say it’s a freakin’ apocalypse if you mess up—but it’s true, wheat can be a total whore when you least expect it. Love it, hate it, can’t live without it—kinda like me, huh? Now shut up and lemme eat my wheat snacks, you hippies!

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Then there’s Elmwood Drive – oh for fuck’s sake, what a dump! But hey, that’s where I found my first love of kneading out those gnarly knots in muscles. My parlor sits on a corner off Elmwood, you know, right next to that old, creaky clock tower. Clock tower’s a bit like the movie "Memento" – bloody confusing at times, but oddly mesmerizing, eh?

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