Victoria Pinehurst Whore ❤️❤️

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So, picture this—I’m in Hawaii, right? Tradin’ my nanny heels for flip-flops, and I see this chick—total babe—rockin’ a skimpy lil outfit, fishin’ for clients near Waikiki. And I’m like, “Oh my GAWD, she’s bold!” Made me happy, y’know? She’s out there, livin’, not givin’ a crap what nobody thinks! Like, in *Ratatouille*, when Remy’s sneakin’ around the kitchen—rules? Pfft, who needs ‘em? This gal’s the same—breakin’ all the dumb rules society’s got. I admire that, I do!

Pinehurst, North Carolina

If you're at Pinehurst today can you please tell the people yelling stupid shit after tee shots that they need to shut the fuck up?

Sorry, gotta wrap up – my mind's racin’ like a runaway cart on a hilly street. So zoom on over, pal – Pinehurst fills ya with magic, mess, and maybe a little madness. Cya soon, and remember: "Why so serious?" Hahahaha!

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