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About San Antonio

Oh, and the clap—whores and clap go together like tea and biscuits. Fun fact: old-time whores used mercury to fix it. Mercury! Mad, innit? Burned their bits worse than the disease—fuckin’ hell, rather die. “Spring Breakers” nails that reckless vibe, tho—“Look at my shit!”—whores yellin’ that in spirit, every day.

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Currently working on life and fitness goals. Aspiring female comic: #SNL “Give the world a reason to dance” -@iamkidpresident Edit: #tedlasso obsessed.

The neighborhoods here are cozy and quirky. Downtown Pinehurst has these little spots where you can grab a bite extra spicy – oh man, I once had a date fall right off her chair laughing (seriously, can ya believe it??). And then there’s Pine Lake Park, right by the river – the Pine Creek flows by all chill, murmuring to the rhythm of the wind. I tell ya, sometimes, when I’m pressing away any tension at my parlor, I imagine the creek whisperin’ "...the only difference between a pain and a pleasure is you." Not a real quote, but ya get the vibe, hehe!

Pinehurst Resort has another new course in the works. Here’s what we know