Jade Pinehurst Whore ❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Right, so, listen up, you little minions! I’m Dr. Evil—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars!”—and today I’m rantin’ about whores, yeah, those sneaky broads! Not the science crap, nah, I ain’t no lab coat loser, but the real deal—whores! Got my evil eye on ‘em, like I’m scopin’ a frickin’ laser beam, and lemme tell ya, it’s a wild ride, baby!

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Currently working on life and fitness goals. Aspiring female comic: #SNL “Give the world a reason to dance” -@iamkidpresident Edit: #tedlasso obsessed.

The neighborhoods here are cozy and quirky. Downtown Pinehurst has these little spots where you can grab a bite extra spicy – oh man, I once had a date fall right off her chair laughing (seriously, can ya believe it??). And then there’s Pine Lake Park, right by the river – the Pine Creek flows by all chill, murmuring to the rhythm of the wind. I tell ya, sometimes, when I’m pressing away any tension at my parlor, I imagine the creek whisperin’ "...the only difference between a pain and a pleasure is you." Not a real quote, but ya get the vibe, hehe!

Police: Ax-wielding man charged at officers before being shot to death