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About San Diego

Alright, mate, let’s talk whores. Cold, calculated brevity – that’s me, Vlad Putin, sizing up this gig. Whore’s a job, yeah? In Russia, we got it listed – not official, but real. All-Russian classifier? Pfft, doesn’t touch this. Underground stuff, slippery as fuck. Been around forever – oldest trade, they say. Fact is, whores outlasted empires. Romanov whores, Soviet whores, now capitalist whores – same game, diff uniforms.

Of great bluesmen and (one) bad actor

Another night, I was one happy, cannabinated and longhaired white boy sitting reverently in a Montreal dressing room with two blues legends.

Every corner, every alley here screams history. The streets like Wiggins Ave and Columbus are lined with badass Victorian facades and bars that have been buzzing since forever. I get pumped every time I stroll by Fort Worden, that gnarly old fort that turned artsy playground spot, dude. And there’s this park, oh man, Chetzemoka Park! It’s rad, with its ocean views that just knock your socks off, like a suplex from the top rope!

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