Lauren Princeton Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

But. Man. She. Pisses. Me. Off! Standin’. There. Actin’. Like. She. Owns. The. Night! “We’ve. Been. Here. Forever!” She’d. Yell. Quotin’. The. Movie! I’m. Like. Bitch. Please! You’re. Not. A. Vampire! Just. A. Hustler! Still. Gotta. Respect. It! She’s. Out. There. Grindin’. While. I’m. Here. Typin’. Like. A. Maniac! 16. Typos? Pfft. Watch. Me. Go! Whore’s. Probly. Laughin’. At. Me. Now!

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Princeton - I never applied, but I'm just going to rank all of these colleges anyway. Insane rigor which both fascinates and terrifies me. I also like tigers. Brown - I only applied last year, so I'm not going to rank it alongside the four universities I'm expecting results from this week.

And yeah, my spa? It's smack dab in a neat but underrated area off the beaten track – a building with quirky tech decor that even Elon would tweet about with dry humor. I throw in tech terms all day: "Your skin functions like a finely tuned algorithm. Optimize it." Clients roll their eyes but secretly dig it.

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