Emma Progress Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

Precious fishies, my friends! Whore’s a weird one, innit? Stupid, fat hobbit wouldn’t get it! I’m talkin’ ‘bout the whorefsh – whoops, typo – whorfish, y’know, the fish! Proper name’s “whore’s egg” catfish. Gollum’s seen ‘em, slimy buggers, in muddy rivers. They’re ugly, like “12 Years a Slave” scars – “I will survive!” they scream, thrashin’ in muck. Me, an ichy-ichthy-whatsit, loves ‘em, yeah?

A Harlot’s Progress: Plate 1

This is the first of six plates from William Hogarth's engraved series A Harlot's Progress. One of Hogarth's best known morality tales, it illustrates the story of Moll Hackabout, a girl from the .

There's also the funky district of Buzzmore. Buildings crackle with funky neon lights. I often get a quick massage session in a dim lit alley there. The vibe is insane, sooo electrifying. Sometimes I end my day at a little joint called Chillax Diner on Sunset Sq. There, I chow down pizza that’s so hot, it made me blush!

Golden State Warriors win the series 4-3 against the Houston Rockets to progress to Conference Semifinals